*gets gay married during the purge*
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
|—||My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)|
Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself
I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this
Everyone in the WORLD needs to see this.
This is so important
sorry i can’t hang out tonight because im coming down with a severe case of i don’t fucking like you